30 Best Weapons for Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

30 Best Weapons for Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

Are you obsessed with zombies? Are you afraid of confronting a zombie outbreak? Don't worry, you have come to the right place for help. Refer to a list of weapons you would require to evade a zombie apocalypse, as given by Mysticurious.
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They're Coming to Get You!
Zombie walks are organized in several parts of the world, the most famous locations being Toronto, San Francisco, Chicago, and Detroit. A Zombie Walk  is basically a public event, wherein people dress like zombies and lurch around on the streets and public spaces.
(Warning: Never let a zombie bite you, or you would turn into one yourself.)
To get rid of zombies, there are important things you need to remember. Firstly, when a zombified corpse attacks, he'll go right for your head; zombies enjoy dishes like brain barbecue, stir fried brain in black-bean sauce, brain soup, etc., which means, the brain is the main ingredient here. So, you either give a brain or take a brain! When attacking a zombie, aim and fire directly on its head, and make sure it is shattered to pieces. The only part active in zombies is their brain, and hence, it needs to be destroyed in order to terminate this creature.
Secondly, when dealing with a zombie apocalypse, always conserve resources. Every single bullet, and even the last piece of your canned tuna, is very crucial for your survival. Don't feel creepy, just be aware; they are coming, don't leave your windows and doors open. Take a look at some good zombie apocalypse weapons and utility tools listed below, and rush to get the ones you would need. Also, do fulfill one of your most desired wishes, or maybe your last.
This Mysticurious article is a work of fiction, and intended for entertainment purposes only.
Best Weapons for a Zombie Apocalypse
Handgun
Handgun 9mm
You are surely going to need a 9mm handgun, at least.
Pump Shotgun
Pump Shotgun
This will blow their heads off.
Crossbow
Crossbow gun
Zombies are attracted to sound, so this one's silent but deadly.
Shotgun (with magazine)
Automatic Assault Rifle With Scope
This is for when you don't have time to reload.
Mini Handgun
Handgun On White Background
This mini handgun could go into your socks.
Electric Fence
Electric Fence
If you think they would ambush your home, kill them with a 120 V electric shock.
Taser
Light taser
A taser won't really kill a zombie, but it would surely leave it stunned.
Molotov
Molotov fire
Too many zombies approaching? Light 'em up.
Zombie Repellent
Zombie Repellent
If you don't find a place to plug it in, take some on your palm and rub it all over you.
Zombie Immobilizer
Zombie Immobilizer
Girls, pepper spray won't work for these monsters. Keep a small bottle of this spirit handy, and a big one at home.
Traps
zombie traps
Set some traps for them around your hideout, but don't get trapped yourself.
Spiked Shoes
Spiked Shoes
If a zombie has clasped you tightly, kick him with these spikes. There is one for the ladies too, and ladies know exactly where to kick.
Utility Equipment to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
Utility Backpack
Utility Backpack
You'll have to do some serious packing for the zombie tour. Hence a backpack.
Canned Food
Canned Food
Tunas and sardines go along; and don't forget to take some canned blueberries too.
Energy Drinks
Energy Drink Can
This is the thing that would help you run during a chase.
Portable Water Purifier
Portable Water Purifier
You ain't going to find any bottled water in the woods.
Heat Mapper
Facade Infrared Leak
Zombies are too dangerous, but they are also hot! This is the perfect gadget to spot hiding zombies.
Night Vision Goggles
Night Vision Goggle
You know exactly what these shades are meant for.
LED Flashlight
LED Flashlight
Don't need to say anything about this one too; a must-have tool for any expedition.
Smart Watch
Smart Watch
A smart watch for some GPS help, so that you don't get lost or cornered in no-man's land.
Solar Charger
Solar Charger
Time to power up your phone to talk to your loved ones; could be for the last time though.
Lighter
Opened Lighter
A lighter can do many things, right from lighting your cigarette to a Molotov, or even a campfire.
Climbing Rope
Climbing Rope
Make sure to pull this up after you're done climbing that ledge. Stop assuming that zombies are dumb!
Cognac Flask
Cognac Flask
This is gentleman stuff. But you could carry some to keep you warm on a chilly night.
Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper
Well, for nature's call.
First Aid Kit
First Aid Kit
In case of an accident or a bite.
Zombie Antidote
Zombie Antidote
If you're bitten take a shot of ZA. But just one, or you'll turn into one.
Hideout
Tree House
This is where you're going to stay during the apocalypse. Fully-furnished, maple wood flooring, indoor pool, clubhouse, and a personal gym, are things that you won't find here. Get used to surviving.
Zombie Stickers
Zombie Stickers
Who said zombies can't read? If they eat brains they should have some too. Try sticking some of these outside your hideout.
4x4 Jeep
Jeep for zombieland
A monster for those demons. You could surely use this all-terrain jeep to explore nearby zombielands.
So now that you have the perfect list of weapons to survive a zombie apocalypse, go shopping and experience the apocalypse better. I am sure you're going to enjoy busting their damn heads off.
Zombie crowd walking at night,halloween concept